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December 09, 2004

Gambling Indoctrination Device Great For Ages 3 and up

kids slot machine
Looking to get your child hooked on the fun of gambling? Wishing you could start them at a young age? Well now you can. KBToys is selling this Slot Machine for kids.

Description: Ding, ding, ding...you’re a winner! Experience the sights and sounds of a real slot machine. Just drop in one of the included plastic tokens and pull the lever. When you’re feeling lucky, press a button to stop the spinning drums. Will you hit the jackpot, or end up with empty pockets? Measures 8.25"L x 6.5"W x 12.25"H. Requires 4 "D" batteries (not included).

Actually I can see how someone might use something like this as a way to educate kids on the dangers of gambling if you could control when it would win and when it would loose.

I am sure the odds on this machine though, are set to pay off very very often in order for the kids to have extra fun learning to gamble. They will learn to focus on the win rather than the loss.

All this will teach a kid is that gambling is worth while and instill in them the feeling that they can win. Hey son isn’t getting something for nothing fun!

Why waste your time building self worth though hard work and challenging projects. Instead delight in the fun of staring aimlessly at a box with twirling pictures mindlessly pulling on a lever in hopes you will win money, all the while watching your cash disappear before your eyes. Yippee!

What were they thinking when they made this?

We should all buy one for Governor Henry’s grandkids.

Since his wife Kim Henry has served on the board of directors of the Shawnee Adult Daycare Center, the First Baptist Church Pre-school Committee and as vice president of a Shawnee support group for mothers of young children I bet she will want to get a bunch of these to give to all those parents and kids so they will start learning how to "save Education in Oklahoma".

We need to get the next generation willing to gamble since, as Governor Henry put it recently, "It’s the ONLY way to save Education".



Posted by AJY at December 9, 2004 04:23 PM

Filed Under: Wake Up To This

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